I like funny stuff and youtubers and making people smile

Anonymous asked:

It's called bed, wed, dead too. (Found that out through a Divergent interview on YouTube haha)

Ooh i love divergent! (I didnt know that though) ^-^

Anonymous asked:

In England me and my friends call it Wed bed or dead, but Wed bed or behead sounds more fun. Like, in this scenario they don't just die while you fuck and marry someone, you have to get an axe and behead them. Cheers xxx

Haha omg!

sherlocheholmes:

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

or henry the eighth

IM DYING BEST CAPTION IVE SEEN SO FAR

religiousmom:

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

vanweyden:

00sal:

King George

Can king George continue to be a thing? This is so cute

(Source: everythingroyalty)

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

jaclcfrost:

things i fear when posting my writing

  • dislike
  • indifference
  • typos that i missed

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

As greatful as I am for having gained 9 followers today I must inform you all that I rarely make funny posts like that (the M,F,K post was my first to reach 2k!) Im mostly a fandom blog and i mostly reblog
-Markiplier
-Lordminion777
-AmazingPhil
-danisnotonfire
-crabstickz
-emmablackery
-lukeisnotsexy
-VeeOneEyee
-Orphan Black
-Fall Out Boy
-art
-funny stuff
-social justice

If you still wanna stay thats awesome I’m just letting you know I might not be what you expected :P no hard feelings

sexualjohanna:

it’s a simile

maryjunenotmaryjane:

doggiekisser replied to your post: how does someone get all hot and bothe…

They’re teenagers.

I’m a teenager too and I don’t find the Anne Frank House arousing and want to go there with a date and have sex afterwards

Im a teenager too (though asexual) but thats fucked up. You wouldnt go to a cemetary to frickle frackle, or any other war memorial. These places represent sadness. They show pain and suffering and death. They are a place to mourn, and to learn of the past. If you think genocide and war is ‘hot’ then you might need to think about somethings because no matter how old you are, thats fucking discusting.

benjamingrimes:

Blood Moon eclipse. Next time I’m going to rent a longer lens.
4/15/14

benjamingrimes:

Blood Moon eclipse. Next time I’m going to rent a longer lens.

4/15/14

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see